…you consider a movie theater with more than two screens “big.”
…you know what “Harvard On the Hill” is.
…the 4-H is one of the most popular groups in your town.
…you’ve cursed loudly while trying to drive around the square in the center of Newton.
…you keep your trash cans inside so that the bears can’t get at them.
…in order to get anywhere you have to get onto either Route 23, Route 206, or Route 15.
…you’ve gotten stuck driving behind a tractor.
…you’ve futilely tried to explain that the Parkway goes nowhere near your house, and you don’t designate your town with an exit.
…you’ve gotten pissed at someone for insisting that there are no rural areas left in New Jersey.
…you consider five inches of snow “a dusting.”
…going to the mall requires a serious time commitment.
…you’ve had to stop your car in the middle of the road and wait for the cows to cross.
…you’re overwhelmed when your radio picks up more than two stations.
…you begin to appreciate woodpiles as a decorative feature for the front porch.
…you don’t believe in streetlights.
…you take deer crossing signs very seriously.
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