…you consider a movie theater with more than two screens “big.”
…you know what “Harvard On the Hill” is.
…the 4-H is one of the most popular groups in your town.
…you’ve cursed loudly while trying to drive around the square in the center of Newton.
…you keep your trash cans inside so that the bears can’t get at them.
…in order to get anywhere you have to get onto either Route 23, Route 206, or Route 15.
…you’ve gotten stuck driving behind a tractor.
…you’ve futilely tried to explain that the Parkway goes nowhere near your house, and you don’t designate your town with an exit.
…you’ve gotten pissed at someone for insisting that there are no rural areas left in New Jersey.
…you consider five inches of snow “a dusting.”
…going to the mall requires a serious time commitment.
…you’ve had to stop your car in the middle of the road and wait for the cows to cross.
…you’re overwhelmed when your radio picks up more than two stations.
…you begin to appreciate woodpiles as a decorative feature for the front porch.
…you don’t believe in streetlights.
…you take deer crossing signs very seriously.
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Times are tough and job searching is a pain. Luckily, the New Jersey Department of Labor and Workforce Development is sponsoring a job fair on Thursday, October 15 from 11:00 a.m. to 3:00 p.m. at the Little Center in Franklin. About 60 companies from at least 5 counties will be on hand to speak to job seekers. Spellcheck your résumé and head on down. Any questions, call Bill Weightman at 973-209-1217 or
The High Point Memorial in
Andre’s Restaurant
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The 5th annual motorcyle run and chicken barbecue is taking place today in Newton. The day’s events are to raise awareness and money for 

Sparta’s candy store,
This weekend, 
The third annual Something In The Square music festival is going on today in downtown Newton. Starting at 6:00 PM, ten bands and musical acts will play. The lineup includes
This weekend, the Sussex County PowWow will take place at the
On Sunday, July 12,
Beginning July 10,
Get your fireworks fix on Friday, July 3 after the
More Cows Than People is taking a very short break from blogging. We’ll return in a day or two. Stay tuned.